Who's The Boss Now? (PS. Not really for kids. See how responsible I am)

Remember Danny Pintauro? The kid who played Jonathan Bower (Judith Light's son) on the sitcom Who's the Boss? Of course you do, everybody remembers at least five episodes of that show. Well, as we all know he came out many years ago, but we had no idea that he would one day turn from the picture above (kinda cute, but nothing really special), into the picture below. God, Alyssa Milano turned out better than I thought. Is this what comes of "showering" with Tony Danza when your a sexually confused teenager? That's Awful! Who Said That? Anyway, I know I don't usually post things like this, I just found it too shocking not to. Plus he reminds me of my first boyfriend, a bit older with a crystal meth gaze. No, I would never do that...again.

Emma Bunton - Downtown (Full Video)

OMG! This may be the gayest, cheapest, and campiest video I have seen in quite awhile. Naturally I love it. I'm not at all impressed with Emma's covering skills on this song, but the pure camp value of the video makes up for it. It is a song she did for a childrens charity for the BBC, so we really can't ask for anything more than this. Emma's new album entitled "Life In Mono" will be released on December 4th in the UK.

Yah, This Was A Surprise!

I've been quite busy lately, not alot of time to add to my site, but I do have a few stories to cover, and hopefully I will be all caught up before anything else stupid or exciting happens in this twisted little world of ours. The first order of business is this silly Neil Patrick Harris story. Apparently some Canadian website made references to Doogie being a homo, and then he denied it, then confirmed it. Ummmm, didn't he come out in 1996 or am I just on glue? I had a deja vu moment when I read this story.

I have a problem with these websites doing countless stories about a person's sexuality until it forces them to break their "silence", it makes me feel a little bit sorry for them, and to be honest a little uncomfortable. It's like constantly being called a fag as you walk through the halls of your highschool. If a person doesn't want to be vocal about their sexuality, then leave them be.

Good for you anyways Neil. You finally got yourself back on tv.

PS. I'm well aware of the ironies of posting this on a blog for everybody in the world to read, so don't even bother pointing that out.

Heels On Wheels

This is by far, the stupidest, gayest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. You just need a couple of drag queens with feather boas shooting out of their asses and this would be a Pride Day float. The green and yellow car to the left with all the barb wire and Christmas lights strung on the top, isn't much to look at either.

Good For A Laugh

http://www.madblast.com/index.cfm?action=view&id=13121&scid=0 . This is cheezy, but in a funny way. Click to have a bit of a laugh. Thanks again Lynn.

Future Sex/Love Sounds Cover

I know I'm not the only one who is intrigued by the first single off of Justin Timberlake's new album (to be released September 12th), the distorted voice, the electro-beats, Timbaland encouraging us to "get our sexy on" (whatever), and the validation of my long standing theory that Justin is into Kink. However, this was not the album cover I had envisioned for an album entitled Future Sex/Love Sounds. I thought it would be Justin, half naked in a harness, holding a synthesizer while Lance Bass is about to get militant with a whip..........Anybody? Instead, I have Justin in a suit and tie, kicking the shit out of a disco ball. What the hell am I supposed to do with that? It must have been Cameron's bright idea. Give your audience what they want Justin.

Even one of these would have been better. It'll grow on me (sigh).

REMEMBER THIS ?

Doncha Put It in Your Mouth

LMAO. OH MY GOD. Remember this fuckin' twisted Public Service Announcement with the scary ass blue puppets telling kids not to drink Lysol and shit? Who wouldn't want to poison themselves after watching this blasphemy? Watching it now (and sadly remembering all the words to the song) just makes it sound like a Public Service Announcement against blowjobs. Enjoy the laugh.

Gay And N'Sync

Okay, I don't mean to beat this horse to death, God knows everyone is sick and tired of hearing about it, but I swear to Mary, who the hell was surprised that Lance Bass was gay? I mean just look at him, he looks like he'd suck a dick for a Diet Coke. Next you're going to "surprise me" by telling me that that kid who plays Harry Potter is gay (don't you dare act shocked when it ends up being true).

Nobody was surprised by this news, nobody cared so much about this news. Before this story broke when was the last time you even heard the name Lance Bass? The only real thing we care about and want to know is, what's it like to be "N'Sync" with Reichen Lehmkuhl (pictured above). How did that happen? Nice one Lance. You're my hero now.

Word has it that Lance and bandmate Joey Fatone are working on a television project that they hope will come to pass, a sort of modern day Odd Couple, with Lance playing an out and proud young man, and Joey as his token straight friend (these are rumors though). Anyway, welcome to the club Mr. Bass, you're toaster oven is in the mail.